"No, no. No fixing of them," he said in his heavy Russian accent.
So now I have a new pair of shoes with heels even higher than their predecessors, which is almost always a good thing.
Wednesday evening, I was supposed to discuss a business strategy with my sister. I have the idea for a potentially profitable side-business, and I need some help setting it up. The name is already registered, and all that jazz, but I also have:
1. No defined business plan
2. No list of potential clients
3. No list of trade organizations representing those clients
4. No clear idea of where to begin.
I do, however, have a ton of receipts from purchases I've made relative to the start up, so I'd better get this thing in gear so I can put them to use on my taxes.
My brilliant older sister - who, you will remember, is also an incredibly gourmet cook - was supposed to talk to me tonight about business strategy. However, her gourmet life was seriously inconvenienced when her not-so-gourmet refrigerator/freezer died, leaving her with enormous amounts of ruined free range meats and organic vegetables.
I spoke to her on the phone, and tried to cheer her up by pointing out that she can now get one of those spiffy refrigerators with French doors that she's been coveting.
This tactic did not work.
I then launched into what I had hoped would be a stirring rendition of Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" (dee do, di do do do di do). When my (not-so-stirring) performance failed at brightening her outlook, I gave up.
If Monty Python can't do it, nobody can.
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